Notes for the next International Earth Day:
- Prepare candles BEFORE 8:30
- Boil your pasta WAY BEFORE 8:30, so you don't have your stove on for good five minutes after the bell and prepare your meal in a room lit only by one goddamn candle while the gnawing feeling of your own lameness spoils your appetite
- Learn how to turn electrical fuses off,
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